I woke up this morning to MORE FUCKING CATS than I really have the capacity to care about. Some bitch shat 'em out and decided to raise them in my goddamn house, like, hell, there's probably safer places to live in a nuclear power plant, but the dumb shits decided on my place. Shit ( Read more... )

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FUCKING SHIIIIIIT. MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT ASS PINCHER BUG PINCHED MY SHIT. AW LORD I AM GONNA DIE OH JESUS OH SHIT MOTHER FUCKER.
I AM GONNA FUCKING DIE GODDAMNIT AND I JUST FUCKING GOT HERE.


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Great, sure, that’s a great idea. Let’s all ditch Gotham and leave Crane to deal with the Bat! -No really, I don’t mind, I’ll just get busted hard with my pants around my ankles and do a little dance with the Batman and end up in fucking traction for a week, and holed up in Arhkam probably, like, for-fucking-ever.

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